Which dog breed is best when it comes to sex?
The other night when I was having sex with my girlfriend, her dog got up in our bed and licked my asshole. At first I was really grossed out, and I even freaked out a bit, but after a while it was pretty nice — hot even!
Her dog is now dead and she is really depressed about it, and I really want to get her a puppy but I’m not sure what breed to get…
Which dog breed is best when it comes to sex?
A lot of single women love Boxers! Perhaps it’s all a coincidence that they have huge tongues that are strong, long and wide enough to lick the paint off Ferraris? I really don’t know…
I’m not sure what to say here… The puppy should be for her… and if you caused the death of the dog — have yourself checked out!
As for any given dog and human sex… I hope that you are asking which breed will stay away? If it’s anyting else… Please!
Any dog can be trained to stay away from anything — because it’s a dog!
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