How do I ask my girlfriend for pee sex?
I want my girlfriend to pee on me but I don’t know how to ask her? She is very white collar and I’m as blue as can be… Not sure how to put it, without it sounding weird?
How do I ask my girlfriend for pee sex?
No matter what words are used… Your girlfriend needs to be as open as an elephant mommy that just gave birth to a huge elephant baby! White or Blue Collar (or Yellow for that matter) — it takes a very open woman to call it a “sex act”… You do realize that, right?
As a general rule: anything the bum living in the bus shelter down the street will do to you if you pass out drunk there is not normally called a sex act.
A bum peeing on you — is a bum peeing on you… You don’t really need a girlfriend if pee gets you off… Simply pretend to fall asleep in bus shelters!
As for asking her? How about, “Honey, would you mind very much drinking a gallon of Schweppes Club Soda and squatting over me? Pretty please? Pretty pees? Hey, it’s my birthday!”- Dog
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