What can I do about my bee phobia?
I’m afraid of bees! I have never been stung, but I’m still afraid of them!
I’m too embarrassed to see a shrink. What can I do about my bee phobia?
I’m afraid of bees too! Sometimes I mistake flies, butterflies and birds for bees… In the summer months bees pretty much give me all the exercise I need.
The key to coping with any phobia is to be constantly drunk… I know, I know, it sounds like an expensive proposition, but trust me — it’s cheaper than shrink bills and antidepressants.
Just chug a six-pack of Colt 45 before you get out of bed in the morning and top it off during the day. If you drink your face off — you won’t care about bees… Your only concerns will be to stay upright and not to throw up on the family dog.
Good luck to you also!
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