How do I make my husband happy?

 


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My husband wants me to suck on my own nipples, but I can’t as my breasts are too small. What can I do or say to make him happy? He’s really fixated on this…

How do I make my husband happy?

If you can’t do it — you can’t do it… I guess he just has to be miserable because of this great tragedy.

How about if you ask him to wait and to be patient — until you turn 75?

- Dog

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