Is Tinky Winky the Teletubby really gay?

 


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Is Tinky Winky the Teletubby really gay? I know that it was a big deal a couple of years ago, but I don’t remember what the conclusion was. I need to write a paper on it for my social studies but I can’t find anything conclusive.

Can you help me please?

It was only a big deal for right-wing Christian preachers because they felt guilty about their own sexuality. Which is why they projected their images on to the purple Teletubby before trying to kick it (themselves) between the legs.

No, Tinky Winky is not gay… He is merely a colourful asexual fairy creature that owns a red manbag.

At no time has Tinky Winky ever placed his penis inside another Teletubby or right-wing Christian preacher. At no time has another Teletubby or a right-wing Christian preacher ever placed his penis inside Tinky Winky. In fact, Teletubbies don’t have sex organs or rectums.

It’s not all that well-known, but Teletubbies simply reproduce by thinking happy thoughts.

Winnie the Pooh’s friend Piglet on the other hand is flaming… and has been arrested many times for molesting Heffalumps in the Hundred Acre Woods. Why don’t you write about his perverted sexscapades instead?

- Dog

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