How can I make my wife stop masturbating and have sex instead?

 


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My wife of more than 20 years denies me sex even though she’s up at 3am every night masturbating. She takes great pleasure in telling me about it and putting me down.

She blames me even though it’s her fault that we never have sex any more.

How can I make my wife stop masturbating and have sex instead?

Well, as you know that she is up, ready and willing, at 3am every night — set an alarm clock… When it’s raining — use your umbrella! Simple.

As for your wife nagging on you…. It’s perfectly normal and expected! I would have imagined that after 20 years of marriage you would have realized that nagging is part of the job description for all wives. The only way to stop her nagging is to replace her with a 18-year-old big breasted nymphomaniac who worships your meat.

- Dog

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