Is Jesus and Santa Claus the same person?
No…
Jesus was a teacher and prophet who was born in Bethlehem and was active in Nazareth. His teachings and life form the basis for Christianity.
Santa Claus is a tale of a jolly old elf that runs a toy sweatshop on the North Pole. The threat of his actions form childhood trauma and disappointment.
Jlo, Ben Affleck and Elijah Wood are all the same person though…
- Dog
My boyfriend sometimes thinks he’s a superhero with superpowers. He thinks he can control other people’s minds, see the future and suck the life energy out of other people by simpling touching their hands.
He is a good-looking guy and he doesn’t dress in a costume or anything… He is wonderful in bed when not talking in tongues or calling me by other women’s names… He is well-off as his dad owns a chain of Mexican restaurants… He could easily provide for me as a husband…
Should I be worried about his odd behaviour?
There’s nothing odd about his behaviour… He sounds like a normal and healthy second-generation Mexican immigrant to me?
The only odd thing is that he doesn’t wear any kind of costume… Are you sure he does’t at least secretly wear your panties, bras or something? Mexicans men need to be able to express their feminine sides or they will go completely ”loco!”
- Dog
Mineira find it ina vagina afte it gets real-reali dark?
Take a deep breath… Pour yourself a glass of water — take your medication!
Everi onea nowsy u noti fin ina vagina butt inu owni ass ifu dig real-reali deep!
- Dog
My boyfriend who is sixteen always giggles hysterically when he hears a joke, no matter how bad the joke is!
Could my boyfriend be a pothead? Or is he just immature?
I guess both of your therories are possible… However, a more likely scenario is that your boyfriend is simply a giggling imbecile. Whatever you do — make sure he wears a condom if he’s capable to have sex.
You don’t want to end up having a baby by a giggling imbecile! These babies will only grow up and cause you pain and suffering. Sometimes they even end up doing it on a worldwide scale… Just look at the biggest imbecile that has ever worm a pair of pants — President George W. Bush!
- Dog
Why do the Americans (and the world in general) spend all that money on space programs instead of fixing things that are messed up here at home, on our own planet?
If we cleaned up our act at home, perhaps we wouldn’t need to look for a way out of here? With all those untold trillions spent… What have we to show for it? Absolutely nothing!
Why all this money on space programs?
You are naive! The space programs have generated inventions and products that help people all over the world. Some of these products will be around for generations… Just look at these marvelous products that trillions of dollars helped make possible…
Could you live without any of these:
- Dog
I found naked pictures of my boyfriend doing all kinds of disgusting things with different stuff around his apartment, on his digital camera.
Does this mean that he is having an affair?
No, him doing all kinds of disgusting things with different stuff around his apartment, simply means that he’s doing all kinds of disgusting things with different stuff around his apartment…
If he was having an affair, you would have found pictures of him doing all kinds of disgusting things with different women around his apartment.
Your boyfriend has a hobby that doesn’t involve you… What’s the big deal? Get over yourself!
What are you doing sneaking around his stuff anyway? You only earn that privilege after you get married to him!
- Dog
I’m wondering if girlfriends and women in general are really needed? Seriously! They are a lot of work and they cost a lot of money!
Relationships is all about spending time and money to have sex, isn’t it?
Does it really feel that different jerking off than having sex? Is it worth the effort?
Yes, if feels very different, unless your partner has a vagina shaped like a hand that she can shake around violently.
In one form or another you will always have to pay for it: be it with your wallet, or by sucking up and giving her what she wants — so you can have yours!
If the money or time spent on a vagina is worth it or not, is like evaluating any other business deal: you get the return you want from your investment or you find something else…
It happens constantly that guys change their minds and invest their time somewhere else instead… This is why there are a lot of divorced, unmarried, recently dumped and single females out there (their vaginas wasn’t worth the effort required!)
- Dog
I’m a dyke and I have to say that I initially hated this website… But then I realized that if all men talked like you — there would be more pussy for women like me!
I hope a lot of heterosexual women find this website, as it will turn many of them in to lesbians!
Will you keep up the great work?
Yes, I will! I promise! However, I hate to disappoint you about women “turning” lesbian…
Women don’t turn gay by reading something educational… Women don’t turn gay by smelling a dyke’s fart… Women don’t turn gay because they enjoy the taste of cottage cheese…
There really is no turning nothing or anyone… You either have it or you don’t… Sorry.
If you really play for the other team — good for you! There simply are more giblets to explore on women… So, in that sense it’s an excellent choice on your part!
Heck, if I was a woman, I would be spelunking too!
- Dog
How deep do I need to penetrate a woman to reach her g-spot?
The g-spot is located 2.5cm to 5cm (1in to 2in) inside the vagina, on the front wall. In other words: you can reach it even if you are hung like a moderately-sized poodle.
Do realize that it’s not a push-button with printing on it that say, “press here for orgasm”. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.
If you have no freaking clue where it is or how it works — I suggest you don’t waste your time trying to turn it on (without some serious help from its owner).
- Dog
My boyfriend of a couple of months keeps blowing me off, saying that he doesn’t have the time to see me right now: sports, buddies, studies, family etc. There’s always one excuse or another!
I know he’s working hard on his Ph.D. but not that much…
Why does he keep blowing me off?
Answer: because you are not blowing him, and getting him off!
You have to put out to stay in…
- Dog
