How do I get to do whatever I want with her in bed?
My girlfriend is nice enough I guess but she sucks in bed! When I say “sucks” I of course mean that she is lousy in bed. In general, she sucks nothing, not even spaghetti!
She is weak, floppy and shows no interest what so ever!
How do I get to do whatever I want with her in bed?
To do whatever you want? You are talking about a living and breathing girlfriend, and not a plastic blow-up one, right? If she’s made out of plastic, simply let out some air so that you may bend her in to a more comfortable position…
Seriously, it has never occurred to you that perhaps you are the problem? Yes, really, it takes two to put claw marks on your bed’s head board. Perhaps your imagination is as weak as you penis and you simply can’t get your girlfriend to fire on all cylinders?
Unless she is made out of plastic — try talking to her to find out what’s going on. Verbal communication has been used successfully by billions of people through time to solve problems. Try it!
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