How do you compliment a guy?
How do you compliment a guy? I think “gorgeous” sounds ok as a general overall expression, but what about the rest of him? The little things and details I mean?
I know it’s probably a stupid question, but I really can’t think of anything that doesn’t sound silly.
The problem is that you are looking for single words to compliment him. Guys use “cute”, “pretty” and “beautiful” as that’s all they can come up with (and they are the top three ones on the list he keeps in his wallet). A woman doing it won’t work… In fact, it’s rather lame. He will probably not even care, or perhaps not even hear it.
You have to think bigger, and more — be grandiose! Also, don’t waste your time on his eyes or what have you, as he won’t get it. Come on! Even dogs, cats and goats have nice eyes, personalities and sense of rhythm.
To make him happy and swell with pride: focus your compliments on his manhood! Here are a few ideas to get you going:
- Your penis is as hard and smooth as the one on the Statue of David — only bigger and more erect!
- It’s like there is a lunar eclipse every time you drop your pants, and your penis the Earth I live on!
- I have never seen anything like your penis, except in bowling alleys and attached to the turrets of battle tanks.
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