It is possible to love a car more than your girlfriend?


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My boyfriend recently got himself a new car and now he spends more time with it than me! I find myself hating his stupid car more and more every day.

Is is possible to love a car more than your girlfriend?

Yes, it’s even possible to love a great piece of chicken more than your girlfriend.

Instead of going around hating an inanimate object: lay down the law! Step up and be that evil, angry and demanding witch that all women are capable of being. Doing nothing is just pathetic. Trust me, he would rather see evil than pathetic for the make-up sex.

Another option is to body-paint yourself Ferrari red and the back your ass in to the garage to make him question what is more rewarding: the car or you.

Get ready to pack up your toothbrush and spermicide though, because from the sound of it… he has bought himself a beauty!

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