Why are guys so incredible shallow and stupid?
Why are guys so incredible shallow and stupid? I just can’t figure it out!
Guys are not shallow and stupid… The problem is that you are naive, misguided and immature!
Here’s a tidbit for you: there’s nothing to figure out about guys; all guys are basically the same. Some of them simply act differently because they have a wife or girlfriend who is giving them something they want (at the moment).
Any given guy summed up in ten points:
- Feelings are nothing — logic is everything…
- There is no fuchsia — all girlie looking colours are pink…
- Don’t ask a guy about your outfit — he can only picture you naked and down on all fours anyway…
- Guys are always willing to have sex — if you are not there when the urge hits; it will be done without you…
- Don’t whine to him about your mother — he thinks she’s a bitch too, even though he might not say it openly…
- A stripper is not a stripper — she is potentially a slutty girlfriend with beer money in her thong…
- Grease, sweat and cheap aftershave is for you — the good stuff is used where it might matter…
- Guys don’t really mean it when they say, “I love you” — in man speech it mean, ”I’m horny!” or “thanks!”
- Signs and other written instructions will be ignored — unless it includes the word ”girls” in blinking neon…
- Meat, meat and meat — meat, cold or warm, is food. Asparagus and other vegetables make his urine smell funny, which is big minus when he pees on his shoes…
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