Ask Dog

Why do you sign off with Dog instead of your real name? Do you think that Dog makes you sound tougher?

Jumping to silly and twisted conclusions, are we not?

I sign off as “Dog” as I’m very proud off the fact that I’m listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the only living person who can reach any part of his or her body with their own tongue. I also hold the world record as the mammal that’s the fastest at licking the label off any given beer bottle — 2 minutes and 43 seconds! Beat that!

Proudly.

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- Dog

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