How can I work on my poker tells?
My friends say that I suck at poker because I have “tells”… I know that I start sweating more, and that I get more agitated and more nervous, when I’m dealt something good.
How can I work on my poker tells?
Here’s the thing… Poker is all about reading body language, speech and betting patterns. This is why the weaker players (poker hoes) of the pro circuit try to get a half-arsed up by wearing sunglasses, hats and hoodies… But really, these tactics are for the weak and feeble-minded…
The way to eliminate poker tells is to seem agitated and pissed off all the time! Ok, so how you do you that if you suck at poker? Well, it’s actually quite easy, and cheap! Place a tight elastic band around your nut sack, or sit on a Barbie doll: the agony on your face will disguise any, and all, tells!
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