Is it true that guys assign names to their penises?
Is it true that guys assign names to their penises? Why?
Because a man’s penis is important to him! It’s a long time friend who has supplied him with endless hours of fun and companionship.
Of all the things import in the world for any given man of any creed… Listed in the order of importance:
- Penis.
- Beer.
- Medium-rare beef.
- Contortionist girlfriend.
- Other lose women.
- American beer.
- Some chick dragged home from the local Irish pub.
- Pork souvlaki.
- Wife.
- God.
Especially note that wife comes before God!
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