Should I take a dump on my girlfriend just to keep her happy?
My girlfriend wants me to take a dump on her. When I say, “dump”, I of course really mean “shit”, “poo” and “defecate”. I find the idea disgusting and disturbing!
Should I take a dump on my girlfriend just to keep her happy?
What says, “I love you!” more than having your lover’s romantic turd on your chest?
Hey, an old traditional Greek wedding night is not complete without a mutual bowel movement. They must have something figured out, as the divorce rate is extremely low in Greece!
Your job description as the “dude” in the relationship:
- Try to keep her happy.
- Verify number 1.
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