Is it safe to drink Coors Light?

Is it safe to drink Coors Light?
Your question looks like half-a-sentence… Ok, but here goes anyhow…
Well, Coors Light can’t be sold in Germany because of their beer purity laws, but I’m sure it’s safer to drink than filtered camel urine (even though it probably tastes and smells the same to most people outside the United States).
People will not try to hurt you if you drink Coors Light it Canada, but people will laugh at you, and talk behind your back, and question your sexuality. But yes, it’s safe: no one will physically harm you just because you aren’t a real man, or because you are a woman trying to be a weak man.
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- Dog