How can I trust my son and husband to help me with my business when they are complete morons?
How can I trust my son and husband to help me with my business when they are complete morons?
I see morons as Beagles — stubborn and slow in the head, but they can also be amusing to have around when trained to do as told.
When morons reach the upper stratosphere of stupidity, verbal direction will cease to work. You have to correct their behaviour on a sub-conscious level using physical and mental anguish… Yes, I’m talking about remote controlled electrical dog collars!
With fresh batteries in the collar, they will pay attention to you, believe me! If they don’t behave — Zap! To keep them on their toes you can also zap them whenever you get a cup of tea, go to the washroom or sneeze. Keep them guessing!
It’s either electrical dog collars, or another Beagle training method: covering them with mayonnaise and beating them with a stick. The initial investment for collars is a bit higher than the mayonnaise/stick solution, but in the long run it will save you time and money!
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