Can you help me fix my sticky balls?


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My partner’s hands get sticky whenever she handles my balls. Well, my hands get sticky too, but I don’t mind it as much. She on the other hand doesn’t shut up about it, and it’s driving me crazy!

I have tried soap, dishwashing liquid and rubbing alcohol but nothing is working!

Yesterday I even tried paint thinner in desperation, but that didn’t help either. In fact, that might even have made them stickier than before!

Can you help me fix my sticky balls?

Paint thinner? I sincerely hope you are talking about juggling balls here, or you should have an intense burning sensation in your crotch are right about now.

I have no idea what you guys got on your balls but it must be something extremely tacky, as the paint thinner didn’t get rid of it. You did mention that they got stickier after trying to use paint thinner… This makes me suspect that it only made the mystery substance temporarily looser, and it was merely spread around.

One of the strongest cleaners is “Goop Off” and I recommend you try that one first, but for godsake don’t apply it to anything attached to your body!

Instead of trying to remove the stickiness, you could try talc, baby powder or corn starch (works on all kinds of balls…)

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- Dog

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