What title was I supposed to have bestowed upon her?

 


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At a family reunion a week ago, I introduced my son and his bitch of five years, as my son and his moron lazy-bitch-girlfriend “Sara”.

She was insulted and went completely ballistic.

What title was I supposed to have bestowed upon her?

You are completely and utterly at fault here! You can’t be throwing around labels like that! If she has never been referred to as a “girlfriend” before, why would you suddenly start calling her that at a large social gathering? Do you have any idea what kind of pressure that puts her under? Being called a girlfriend carries with it certain expectations and obligations.

The correct way of introducing her would have been to simply call her “bitch”, “tart” or “floosy” and then tag on whatever words that best describe her looks or personality. In the future, avoid words that add undue pressure!

- Dog

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