Am I supposed to be a good Christian even though my brother frightens me?

 


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My brother who I haven’t seen for eight years called the other day telling me that he will be coming to stay with me and family next Christmas. This makes me feel very uncomfortable, as he is a serial arsonist.

Am I supposed to be a good Christian even though my brother frightens me?

The Lord said, “Let he with the most gasoline soaked rags strike the first match!” Sorry, that was a bad joke, but I couldn’t help myself…

As Christian you should of course welcome him in to your home. He might be a sick and perverted homicidal maniac but he’s still your brother. At the same time, as a man with a brain, you should also take some real-life precautions because God is extremely busy at that time of year…

Why not throw him a big welcome home party with a huge cake with hundreds of candles: and watch the candles! If he starts drooling or tries to light napkins on fire instead of blowing them out — hit him over the head with a shovel and bury him in the backyard!

- Dog

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