How do I court a one-in-a-million-girl who doesn’t want anything to do with me?
How do I court a one-in-a-million-girl who doesn’t want anything to do with me?
You found a girl who is one in a million, huh? Please don’t tell me she is that big-breasted redhead-nymphomaniac who owns her own brewery; that I gave up looking for years ago?
It’s tricky to tell a guy to “move on” when he views a girl as being that special… How about, “Get some freaking perspective!”
I’ll bet you that she doesn’t even own her own brewery, and that she can’t shoot ping-pong balls across the room using her vagina — is she really one in a million? I don’t think so…
The sea is deep, dark and big: Take a second look!
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