How do I tell if she is really a he without ripping the clothes off?

 


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Recently, a woman named Billy joined our closed knit group of women friends. She is huge, and she also has a scruffy beard.

How do I tell if she is really a he without ripping the clothes off?

You ladies should get drunk and play Twister! This will give you a lot of opportunities to check things out. Another way to tell is to violently kick a person between the legs. If vomit is produced — it’s a dude!

- Dog

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