Do you have any idea where I can get six-finger backrubs?

 


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I’m obsessed with fingers! Six fingers to be exact — on the same hand! I know I probably sound like a total weirdo, but I’m a 39-year-old male who is obsessed with women, who have six fingers on their hands.

Do you have any idea where I can get six-finger backrubs?

Yes, six finger backrubs sure are amazing… How about simply asking a woman to use all the fingers on her left hand, and one finger on her right hand? You could also perhaps ask for her to go 3 and 2…

How about trying to find and understanding woman who doesn’t mind wearing an extra prosthetic finger once in a while?

Hexadactyly (presence of an extra sixth finger or toe) is not all that common, and these women are held in high regard. You are in for a cockfight for sure… There are hundreds of thousands of men per woman, so they can literally pick and chose amongst their many suitors.

- Dog

 

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