Why does my skin turn purple when I snort catnip?

 


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Why does my skin turn purple when I snort catnip?

Catnip is toxic and if you are subjected to it in large amounts, it might cause vomiting and diarrhea. You are probably snorting too hard, or you are having allergic reactions, if you skin keeps turning purple.

 Try to find other spices and things to snort! Have you ever tried snorting ground chicken? It’s a freaking amazing buzz!

 - Dog

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