Archive for February, 2007

 

 

Why is Cuba becoming such a popular vacation spot?

Why is Cuba becoming such a popular vacation spot?

  1. Culture (great cigars).
  2. Food (strong rum).
  3. Fiendly locals (cheap hookers).

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- Dog

 

Why should I believe in God?

Why should I believe in God?

I think you meant to ask: “Why should I believe in Dog?” It’s quite simple: I’m here unselfishly giving out my advice to misguided and confused people like yourself.

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- Dog

 

I’m in love with my gym teacher, but I don’t know how to get her to notice me?

I’m in love with my gym teacher, but I don’t know how to get her to notice me?

Put a coconut in your shorts and lick the sweat off your back after class…

Come one! She’s your teacher. Do you read newspapers or watch TV? Teachers who take advantage of children end up in prison.

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- Dog

 

Why are Swiss women so attractive to men?

Why are Swiss women so attractive to men?

They are hot because they don’t shave their legs, and they smell and taste like Raclette cheese when sweating profusely. Swiss women also make great bobsledder, and many also look hot when bobbing for apples.

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- Dog

 

Is it possible that Napoleon Bonaparte is still alive?

Is it possible that Napoleon Bonaparte is still alive?

No, absolutely not! He died in a prison cell on the island of St. Helena, in 1821. The cause of death was accidental indigestion of arsenic, followed by repeated falls on a pitchfork.

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- Dog

 

Is it possible to hypnotize a girl to fall in love with me?

Is it possible to hypnotize a girl to fall in love with me?

Yes, of course, but it has to be done when the moon is full, and you have to be levitating over her virgin bed at the same time.

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- Dog

 

How do I know if a girl really likes me?

How do I know if a girl really likes me? Likes me a lot?

She will give you are reassuring hug when you shit yourself while playing Twister.

Another sign is that she won’t mind getting out of bed at 2 am and walking down to the corner stone to buy you some more beef jerky, even if you are down $2800 playing online poker.

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- Dog

 

Why does my boyfriend’s farts smell like cabbage?

Why does my boyfriend’s farts smell like cabbage?

It’s not really cabbage you smell… You associate his smell with the vegetable because it helps you cope with his flatulence. After a while you will get fed up with cabbage, and start imaging the smell being things like moss, cheesies and gangrene.

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- Dog

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