How do I stop my wife from nagging me about what I eat?


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My wife always nags me about my eating habits. If I eat meat, she tells me to have vegetables. When I have vegetables, they are the wrong kind. If I chew with my mouth open, I’m told to close it. When my mouth is closed when eating, she wants to check what’s in there.

How do I stop my wife from nagging me about what I eat?

It sounds like she’s driving you crazy… From the look of things: “crazy” might be your only way out! It’s either flambĂ©ing her, or leaving here. A man needs his meat — plain and simple! There’s also only so much nagging a man can take…

Both options will solve your problem.

Bon appetite!

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