How do I get them to watch their passionate screams and move the bed a few inches?
I have a problem with our neighbour’s lovemaking… They seem totally oblivious to how far noise travels in our condominium complex.
They other night I planned a quiet dinner for my husband’s boss and his wife, but it turned out to be anything but quiet. Our dining room wall was assaulted by thumping the whole night, and their screams woke up our children, and agitated our dog to the point that he had an “accident” on the kitchen floor. The dinner was a disaster…
I have tried to talk to them before, but they are just telling me to mind my own business. It hardy seams fair that we should have to move because of someone else’s noise level?
How do I get them to watch their passionate screams and to move the bed a few inches?
I think you and your husband should give them some (or a lot) of their own medicine! Move your bed so that the headboard is up against their dining room or living room, and start “pounding” away! For maximum effect I do recommend passionate screams in German, so investing in an English-German dictionary might be well worth your while. Hanging pots, pans and empty beer bottles from the bed frame in order to increase the noise level is also a classic!
However, drunken filthy and perverted screams in German should be enough.
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