What to do about my boyfriend wanting me back?
My boyfriend Billy left me for a girl he met online… I thought it was just a silly online fling until one day he wasn’t there when I got home. He didn’t even say goodbye in a letter… Not even with a post-it note stuck to the nice piece of ham we had in the fridge!
But as I later found out, the “girl” online was a burly lumberjack named Bruce in real-life. The only truth about his fling what that there was a d-cup involved… Needless to say: there didn’t end up being any love in the air for them.
What to do about my boyfriend wanting me back?
How about getting together with “Bruce The Burly Lumberjack” instead? The lumberjack meeting up with your boyfriend doesn’t necessarily mean that he swings his axe with a limp wrist — the name “Billy” could easily be mistaken as belonging to a female.
Besides, I doubt there are many Internet savvy lumberjacks out there… It was probably a misunderstanding from his part also. However, Billy purposely taking off for a girl (or even a lumberjack), doesn’t fall under the “mistake” category. A mistake is what you call it when you use Preparation H as a substitute for toothpaste, thinking that it will help with itchy gums!
Give him some of that Preparation H, and boot his sorry butt out of there…
- Dog
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