How do I show her that he is not a real doctor?
My girlfriend has met this guy Thomas through an online dating service, and she says that he’s the most wonderful man she has ever dated. The thing is that when she described him to me, alarm bells starting going off in my head…
He claims to be a doctor of some sort, but he drives a rusty old Ford Escort with a Garfield plush toy stuck to the back window! He doesn’t own a suit, drinks beer only, and doesn’t know the difference between a knife and a spoon. This guy even insists that she pays for the dinners, movies, contraceptives, and his parking tickets…
It doesn’t make any sense… I believe he is a fraud!
I’m finally going to meet him next week and I want prove my suspicions to my girlfriend but I’m not sure how.
How do I show her that he is not a real doctor?
There are many kinds of doctors… Perhaps he is not a medical doctor, but a doctor of mathematics, or literature? This could explain the Garfield plush toy and why he never has any money for dinners etc. In truth, this is the millennium of equality; and we all are guilty of poor taste from time to time… Perhaps his shortcomings are not the end of the world? It’s not inconceivable that this might even be what makes your girlfriend attracted to him.
That said, there are no sure-fire ways to tell if he is lying or not, but there are a couple of things 99.73% of medical doctors do:
- When writing a letter or a note he will use a ridiculous amount of exclamation marks, and also circle and underline the important parts.
- Anyone’s visible mole or banana shaped rash has to be closely examined before any social interaction can take place.
- Cracks jokes about stool samples after each and every bathroom visit and big meal, or when someone accidentally passes gas.
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