How do I get a woman’s attention?
I’m a 19-year-old guy who has a difficult time with women. I can never get their attention, not even a look! People talk about “flirting” but I have no idea what that means…
How do I flirt?
How do I get a woman’s attention?
Getting the attention of women is quite easy… You simply have to dare to be noticed! Here are some foolproof ideas:
- Smile and lick an eyebrow… Can be done anywhere where there are females present!
- When your Ferrari is dirty: lick it clean… Best done on a really busy street!
- Pick up a quarter from you wallet using only your tongue… Comes in hand every time you need to pay for something!
- Get a horseshoe-sized stud in your tongue and act like it doesn’t bother you… Works like a charm with girls who think a humongous piercing is “the coolest thing ever!”
- French kiss some iceberg lettuce at the grocery store… Yes, you can impress women even when doing mundane chores such as buying groceries!
- Continuously lick your lips like you have just have had a margarita…. Keep your lips moist and attractive when talking to women!
- “Accidentally” get some honey on your back, and lick it off… Best done indoors because of bees and other nasty flying insects!
- Lick stamps for people at the post office… Not only do you get to meet a lot of people (women) and help out in your community, but you also get to showcase your talent!
- Get “caught” licking the insides of a 32 oz mayonnaise jar… A jar can be brought anywhere. However, make sure it’s almost empty because mayonnaise is quite filling!
- Give a really bad guy a really good licking… As this can be hazardous to your health, have a helpful friend play the part of the bad guy.
- Buy a huge ice cream cone and spend 5 hours eating it somewhere hot, and public… Nothing says “look at me” more than vanilla ice cream dripping down you arm!
- Show that you are an animal lover by licking clean a cat… However, do make sure beforehand that you are not allergic so you won’t go in to septic shock!
- Practice licking the labels off of beer bottles… This is a classic party trick that’s always sure to impress!
- Perform Swahili tongue chanting at parties, bars and nightclubs… A man that can make shrill sounds using his tongue can surely accomplish anything!
- Lick a lamppost at minus 20 degrees Celsius and wait from someone to come and rescue you… Make sure you do it somewhere where people can actually find you!
Good lick!
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