Why do guys suck?

Ugh… Where do I begin? Well, when you’re single you feel ten times more single, which sucks big time! My significant other is away in another country, and I feel so far away from him, if not for the distance, but for the fact that everyone else is together.
I miss him so much and I don’t know whether to look for someone else or whether to just swear guys off in general. They suck!
I’m not quite ready to turn to girls, or anything like that. I just can’t get over the simple fact that the majority of the “things” out there with penises suck… They do!
Why do guys suck?
Eating tacos will not fill you up when you crave when crave a big fat pizza…
Enough about “food”… and on to guys, and why they “suck”. It’s simply because Mother Nature wanted her girls to work for it! You will never find an amazing guy — you have to make one! All the guys that shine above the rest weren’t born that way… It’s years of polishing, and training by an amazing woman that made them that way.
Instead of looking for “perfect” — look for good source material instead. It’s all sweat from there on… The more work you put in to it, the better the end result will be!
As to your situation and why you feel the way you do: you are simply sexually frustrated… See if you can find a garden gnome to sit on!
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