Is there a way to tell if a guy is gay?


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I’m a 18-year-old girl and there is a guy at school that I am fond of. I’ve tried to tell him how I feel but he just ignores me. Lately I’ve noticed he seems more interested in boys than girls…

Is there a way to tell if a guy is gay?

No, you can’t tell with 100% certainty if a guy is gay or not… That’s like trying to tell if someone is a redneck based on the flatbed truck a person drives… Ok, bad example…

However, the good news is that you can tell if he’s straight… but only if…

  1. He has a poster of Charlize Theron on the wall in his bedroom, and you can tell that his been taken down and put up, time and time again…
  2. He secretly watches figure skating: but only the women’s individual competition…
  3. He has never eaten a banana in public…
  4. He can’t move his eyes away from woman’s chest region for more than a couple of seconds in a really cold room…
  5. His “special” magazine collection is hidden so well that only his mother knows where it is…
  6. He can without any effort decipher a scrambled cable channel using only his mind…
  7. He buys you an ice cream cone every time you go out, even though it’s December and you are on the North Pole…

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