What can I do about my evil mother-in-law?

 


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My mother-in-law is the spawn of Satan. Of course I knew it before I married my wife, but I never thought it would be this bad. The old witch is always trying to turn my wife against me.

Now she has started complaining about by drinking! I love my beer…

What can I do about my evil mother-in-law and my beer?

Acting like the spawn of Satan is unfortunately part of the job description of mother-in-laws everywhere. Unfortunately the harassment will not end until she “kicks the bucket…” And I hate to be then one to tell you this, but your wife will try to continue her work, if you allow it happen… As you have seen, it has already started for you!

No man shouldn’t have to suffer the pain and humiliation you are going through: beer is vital for the well being of real men.

My advice to you is to never buy beer by the case, as this will enable people to see how much you are drinking, based one the number of bottles or cans they have to clean up. The keg was invented so that wives and mother-in-laws won’t be able to tell how much beer is consumed.

Abusive comments such as, “The fat lazy stupid bastard drank 23 beers again today” will be a thing of the past with a 500-gallon kegs in the basement.

- Dog

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