Im hopin youl giv me ajob rite now ok?


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I jussed losted mi job as a coppy proofir at the newspeppar aftr jus too days and my gurlfrend is rilly pised off now that sheel hav too souport me unteel I git a new job so I was wunderin if I can git a job at askdog.com as I cood cleen up affter the dog or tak it four woks or i could anser kwestions cuz I hav lotts of impathee four the probleems of othrs and al my frends say Im varee good wit mi addvise so Im hopin youl giv me ajob rite now ok?

It’s clear that you have a good head on your shoulders and you are psychic as well! Ask Dog is in fact hiring additional writers!

I regret to inform you that the dog walking, wiping, and cuddling duties, have already been outsourced to an Indian company specialized in large canines with chronic gastrointestinal problems.

I do however welcome your application for a writer position! Send me an email outlining why you are the right person for the job.

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