How do I get a girlfriend?

How do I get a girlfriend?
I first though you asked half-a-question… I was expecting to see “How do I get a girlfriend… to <your filthy and depraved wish here>”?
A girlfriend is not something you “get”. You “get” parking tickets, hangovers, and syphilis — a girlfriend is something you find! See it as a scavenger hunt… The more work you put in to it, the more successful you will be in finding yourself one.
As in a scavenger hunt, if your goal is to find a pink cashmere sweater — don’t go looking for one in a biker bar!
Simply start working at it!
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