Is a man’s penis size important to a woman?

I have read all kinds of articles discussing the importance of a man’s penis size, and most seem to agree that “average” will do just fine, but I have a hard time believing it.

I’m 27 years old and I have yet to be with a woman because I’m not sure if I’m adequately equipped or not. When I compare myself to other guys in the locker room, or when watching a movie — mine looks puny in comparison!

Is there anything I can eat to make my penis bigger? Are there are there any exercises I can do to affect the size? I have tried looking for plastic surgeons that perform penis enlargement surgeries but have been unable to find one.

Is a man’s penis size important to a woman?

Can I help making your penis bigger? I doubt it… In fact, it would be too uncomfortable for me to even give it a try… I hope you understand and forgive me on that point: there’s only so much I’m willing to do for this website!

Now then, does a man’s penis size matter to a woman? I had to do some research on that question (not being a woman…) but after some phone calls to some friends, and talking to my wife — the answer seems to be a resounding: Yes! Strangely enough this seems to go against all established research done on the subject. My 5 minute research projects also seems to contradict all penis size articles on the Web… Perhaps it’s a cultural thing: maybe Canadian women are more particular about their men’s penises?

As for improving on what was dealt to you in the poker game of genetics:

No, there is nothing you can eat to make your penis bigger… If this were the case, it would be to the most expensive sustenance (if not substance) on the planet.
No, there are no exercises that will improve a man’s penis size… If this were the case all men would look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his steroid prime (Arnold by the way is hung like a toy poodle and still married in to the Kennedy clan…)
No, comparing yourself to guys that swing their stump of broccoli for a living in movies, in never a good idea — they were handpicked for their special talents and abilities. You should compare yourself to police officers, politicians (except Bill Clinton who supposedly is hung like a walrus) and catholic priests, if you want to feel better about your penis size.
Yes, there are surgical procedures that can be performed in order to improve on the size of your penis. Any plastic surgeon will be able to refer to you the right place. However, I would imagine that you would have to be pretty desperate have a doctor with a hangover and a scalpel around your little buddy… One bad S-N-I-P and you will be one E short of a whole P-E-N-I-S…
Yes, the locker room can be a humbling place… But instead of wasting time trying to figure out the advanced trigonometry behind viewing angles, and optical illusions… Why not use the locker room for its intended purpose? Meaning, have a quick shower and then get the heck out of there as quickly as possible? Unless you can figure out trigonometry in your head, or be allowed to bring out your ruler — you are only straining your eyes and mind…
So what can you do then about your penis size? Absolutely nothing!
However, having seen a woman give birth (a couple of time), having seen a woman trying to mount a telephone pole, and having seen a woman try to eject a mid-sized turnip across the room (as a trick) — I would have to say that at one point there is too much of a “good thing”… even for the greediest of women…

Instead of worrying about the size of your penis, why not just get out there? It’s because of men’s penis sizes that men invented dating. Eventually you will find your female “match”, or at least someone thats fun to play with.

Also, do bear in mind that playing “Hide the sausage” is not the only game in town… There’s also “KerPlunk”, “Hungry, hungry hippos” and “Snakes and ladders”.

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