What should this freshman girl do about her teacher crush?

I am a freshman girl in high school who has a terrible crush on my married with children 26-year-old literature teacher…

What should this freshman girl do about her teacher crush?

If he’s even “half-a-man” there is absolutely nothing you could ever do… Even if you acted upon your most twisted fantasies!

For you to even try to do something would be juvenile. And you would make a complete arse out of yourself… So what if (in a really pathetic reality) he abandoned or betrayed his children and wife for a childish freshman? Is that really a man that anyone could ever respect and trust? I know that “respect” and “trust” can be difficult words for a freshman, but if you think about them… for a long time… I’m sure you will figure it out…

A crush like that equals a bad rash on your arse — if you stop scratching it — it will go away quicker.

If all you want is some meat in you: look around! You are in high school… It shouldn’t take you more than a couple of minutes to find a peperette, or with some luck, a salami.

Grow up!

- Dog

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