Is it ever right to squeal on a friend?


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Is it ever right to squeal on a friend? My friend confided that she is involved in something horrific. I’ve asked her to stop but she has been seduced by the big money involved. Realizing she shouldn’t have told me she has since offered me hush money.

She works as an embalmer at a funeral home. I know it sounds crazy but she was approached by a prominent researcher at our local university to discretely sell him all the human blood she can collect. He is secretly extracting HGH (Human Growth Hormone) from it on behalf of a prominent billionaire known only as “Bill””. The rich guy injects it in his son with the aim of increasing junior’s athletic abilities. Apparently in the year they have been doing this, the kid has gone from being a skinny geek (like his dad) to a rising football and basketball star.

Should I accept the hush money or squeal to the cops?

It’s never right to squeal on a friend, unless it benefits you personally. Hush money is never a bad thing either… Who’s getting hurt here? Nobody! The dead people surely don’t need their blood anymore… The previously skinny geek is hardly complaining…

This is a win-win situation for everyone involved! Just make sure you get a fair cut for keeping your mouth shut. Heck, if the money is really good, why not lend your friend a helping hand? Maybe you would be able to collect twice the amount of blood if you were partners instead of “husher” and “hushee”?

Working as an embalmer is not as gross as it sounds. If you don’t gag when cleaning out, and stuffing a turkey, you should do just fine!

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