Were can I find some beautiful teenage non-beauty tips?
I am a 16-year-old girl with a huge problem. I don’t want to sound vain but I am unusually beautiful. My looks seem to intimidate boys speechless and make girls green with envy.
I am a nice friendly person but I have few friends and that really hurts. I hate how I look and I often wish I could look more normal. My mom says I should see my beauty as a gift instead of a curse. It really seems a curse and I find myself daydreaming about how nice it would be to be plain looking.
I write hoping you have advice that can somehow cheer me up. Were can I find some beautiful teenage non-beauty tips?
I agree with you — beauty is a vicious curse! But it can be broken…
There are many temporary changes you can easily do to your appearance, so you don’t have feel like an outcast in society. The great thing is that your beauty will always be “in there”, and it will be quite easy for you to bring it out again if you change your mind later on in life…
I know exactly how you feel as I used to have the same problems myself, but then I discovered salamis, cashews in bulk, and bacon wrapped meatballs. Now my body shape has changed for the better, and I don’t make the opposite sex uncomfortable anymore. My skin has also gained a less attractive (but more approachable), white and pasty texture (resembling Feta cheese to the touch).
My shiny, blond and always perfectly arranged locks also used to get me more attention than I wanted, but that was easily fixed by getting haircuts at the Salvation Army. Instead of using shampoos and conditioners, I now use industrial hand soap that gives my hair a less spectacular matte, and frizzy look. This will also save you a lot of money, which you will need for your salami, cashew and bacon-meatball diet (it’s rather expensive).
Clothes help “make” the man and the woman… However, wearing quality, and well fitting garments can be extremely intimidating to people around you… Great clothes make you act differently as you simply can’t move around in them comfortably (which is often wrongly interpreted as the person being a snob or diva…..) But if you always dress as if you were going camping, you will feel more relaxed, and look more friendly and sociable at the same time.
Never buy Chanel No.5 and similar quality scents again… These products when used properly can make everyone around you act like dogs in heat, which is hardly desirable if you are trying to strike up a meaningful conversation with someone. If you absolutely have to wear a scent because your natural one send small rodents scurrying — look for a new (less potent) one! I highly recommend exploring oriental convenience stores as many of them have illegally imported products that are both affordable and versatile (many can be also be used in cooking, mixed drinks and as stain removers).
But most importantly, you need to learn how to talk like a normal human being! No one can stand a snooty sounding know-it-all… No matter how successful and intelligent you are, if people get the urge to hurt themselves when hearing your voice — you will be humiliated like Martha Stewart! Her way of speaking will have changed when released from prison: I guarantee it! The actual incarceration will not be the reason for the change; it will be the endless hours of rap music she will have suffered through. Rap music is the secret!
Good luck, and welcome in to “The Fellowship of the Very Average!”
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