Has all my plastic surgery really been for my husband?


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I have been married for ten years to a wonderful, generous and successful man. He is the most renowned plastic surgeon in New York, and I work as a waitress at Mick’s Irish Deli.

Over the years I have used all my waitressing income paying my husband to do “improvements” on me. Pretty much everything on my body, from head to toe, has been tweaked one way or another. My husband says he is doing it for me, and in truth I have enjoyed the changes. I’m much prettier than I used to be.

However, something totally unexpected happened when I went back to work after my latest surgery: when I walked in, people started asking for my autograph! They thought I was Nicole Kidman! Wherever I go now, people ask if they take may take my picture, and if I can sign this and that.

At first I thought it was kind of fun but it’s quickly getting aggravating. My surgeon husband is not the same either — he can’t keep his hands off of me! His renewed interest was flattering at first, but I’m beginning to think that it has nothing to do with me… He insists on calling me Nicole, and last weekend he even asked me if I could moan with a slight Australian accent!

I’m not sure I feel comfortable with the new “me” anymore! Am I overacting? Has all my plastic surgery really been for my husband?

P.S. See attached picture.

As a Nicole Kidman admirer myself, I will have to say: Christ! You are hot! Heck, you look more like Nicole Kidman than she does herself these days! If you don’t mind, could you send a picture of yourself riding a donkey? (Don’t ask… it’s just one of those things… Thanks!)

In all honesty, what’s the harm done here? You look gorgeous, and your husband worships you! In my humble opinion the world can’t have enough Nicole Kidmans…

Perhaps it wasn’t a total fluke that you ended up looking like her, but it could be worse! What if your husband had an obsession with Martha Stewart instead? Not only would you have to pick up a goofy accent, you would need to act snooty and crabby all the time!

Instead of whining, and being selfish: how about simply being grateful for what your husband has done for you?

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- Dog

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