I am a 20-year-old single male who would like to have a hot girlfriend. I like playing my Game Boy Advance, watching anime cartoons, designing space colonies, and eating pepperoni pizza.
Next year I hope to enrol in fashion school as my dream career is to be a bikini swimwear designer. I have had trouble finding any babes who share my interests.
What would you suggest I do? Where can I find a hot girl in Alaska?
Finding a hot girlfriend in the cold north of Alaska must be tough, no matter what your interests are. You need to expand your horizons and look for these types of girls wherever they may be… The hottest and sweatiest ones are probably found in and around the equatorial region. However, convincing one to come to Alaska might be a difficult undertaking…
If the girl won’’t come to Alaska, perhaps Alaska should go to the girl? If “hot” is a must; have you considered relocating? There are probably millions of girls down there who would climb rusty barbed wire fences to design space colonies with you. Asian girls might be something for you due to your interest in anime? It might be difficult to find one who has long green hair, and magical powers that enables flight, but there are others!
Fashion school is overrated in my opinion! Surely you must know what a bikini looks like? Instead of wasting years theorizing about what could be, why not just do it? Perhaps you could draw upon your current experiences and project these on a new bikini design? For instance, a functional yet edible pepperoni garment could make you a household name over night! Stitching a prototype together should be easy with the finger strength you have built up from years of Nintendo play! Just have a couple of extra-large pizzas delivered and get to work!
- Dog
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