How do I impress my new girlfriend?
I have finally met the girl of my dreams, and we have started dating. Everything should be wonderful, but I’m panicking because I’m having a hard time coming up with places to take her and things to impress her with.
I’m not good at anything…
How do I impress my new girlfriend?
Surely there must be something you are good at? Perhaps you are not giving yourself enough credit? It doesn’t necessarily have to be rocket science; sometimes it’s the simple things that are the most memorable. Here are a couple of ideas to get you going:
The Zoo:
Show off your knowledge of animals. (Good)
Show off your pitching arm by throwing rocks at the chimpanzees. (Bad)
Fancy restaurant:
Show her how to eat shark fin soup without dribbling on your chin. (Good)
Show her how you can fit eight bread rolls in your mouth. (Bad)
Art museum:
Entertain her with your musings about the different paintings. (Good)
Entertain her by pretending to sneeze on the paintings. (Bad)
Juggling:
Impress her by juggling with different fruits at the grocery store. (Good)
Impress her by juggling with hamsters at the pet store. (Bad)
Sports:
Show off on the volleyball court at the beach (Good)
Show off on a lawn bowling field at a retirement home. (Bad)
Poetry:
Write a poem about her smile. (Good)
Write a poem about her menstrual cramps. (Bad)
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