Is my boyfriend gay or simply a top income earner?

While watching TV the other night with my boyfriend, I noticed that he got an erection when watching one of President George W. Bush’s speeches. I didn’t say anything but I found it a bit disturbing… Is it possible that he’s gay and fakes it with me?
We have only been dating for a couple of months but he has always seemed normal… Is my boyfriend gay or simply a top income earner?
There is no “normal” or “abnormal” when it comes to deciding where to lay down one’s hat! Obsessing about other people’s hats is rather pathetic, if I may so myself. There is also no “faking it” when it comes to hats… it fits, or it doesn’t fit…
If you are truly honest to yourself you should know by now if your boyfriend’s hat fits him or not, especially as you have been “dating” for a couple of months…
Does the erection mean your boyfriend is gay? Statistically speaking, yes! The odds of your boyfriend being in the top one percentile of income earners in America is slim at best… If he has a European car parked in the driveway, you might marry him one day. If he doesn’t — I wouldn’t hold my breath!
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