How does one apologize to an overly jealous wife?
The other night my very jealous wife beat me senseless with a lava lamp, just because I flirted a little bit with her sister.
Ok, I might have perhaps stepped over the line of decency with her sister, but my wife doesn’t know that…
How does one apologize to an overly jealous wife?
Apologizing is simply “sucking up”. If you are going to do it — do it well! Here’s a suggestion: “Love, thank you for hitting me with the lava lamp, it was a life-altering experience! The beautiful colours exploding off of my head made me cry tears of joy, and realize how much I love you!”
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