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My wife doesn’t stop about that Oprah Winfrey Show… It’s constantly: “read this…”, “try that…” and “she said…” etc. It’s driving me crazy!

Then there’s the Oprah: magazines, books, recipes, and posters. There’s even a rip-off Oprah strap-on in our house, with me one the receiving end!

How do I stop this Oprah Winfrey madness?

I can feel your pain and anguish as I have gone through something similar with that mindless TV show, “Jerry Springer”. My wife was engrossed by the show to the point of insanity. She would tackle me headfirst in to the car when I came home from work. And often she would jump me for no reason and start pulling my hair and yelling, “stop sleeping with my husband!” (I know it doesn’t make any sense… I am her husband…)

The final straw came one day at the grocery store when my wife tore down a shelf of soup cans on top of me. Apparently she thought I have had a baby with Yoda from Star Wars… Needless to say, the “Jerry Springer Show” period was an extremely stressful and painful time in my life!

Here’s the thing… You can’t stop “Oprah” or “Springer” freaks… They simply need to be heavily medicated — talk to your family doctor.

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