Is it worth giving up a hot girlfriend because of a dog?
My girlfriend’s German Shepherd is extremely jealous and I’m afraid he will attack me. No matter what I’m doing, the dog always follows me around, and growls at me.
Is it worth giving up a hot girlfriend because of a dog?
Only you can answer the last question…
However, many men before you have had to deal with jealous dogs… Not knowing your exact circumstances, I can only give you basic tips:
- Never wear old boxer shorts that are gapped open in the front.
- After being “romantic” don’t rollover on you back… It’s extremely important that you never, ever, fall asleep on your back, as this is when you are the most vulnerable.
- Never refer to your “bald one-eyed friend” as your “meat”, “chicken wing”, “turnip” or any other food product. It might get the dog riled up, and set him off in to a feeding frenzy.
- When getting out of the shower, cover yourself in a towel and be careful when stepping over the dog. Also, never do it when wearing kilt, toga or a very small Speedo.
- I know this is difficult for most men, but make sure you never talk to your “friend” when going to the bathroom, as this could confuse the dog and make him attack!
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