Do you think this makes me gay and the reason why I’m unmarried?

The other night something happened that makes me think I’m gay! I’m a 32-year-old male who has always enjoyed straight sex, but now I’m not sure anymore…
I was over at a friend’s house for poker, and when I sat down at the start of the game, I accidetally put my butt down on my friend’s daughter’s Barbie doll, and I loved it! I secretly sat on it for hours (sometimes looking at the blonde hair protrudinng between my legs). It aroused me! Unfortunately, I had to go to the bathroom eventually…
Do you think this makes me gay and the reason why I’m unmarried?
No, you are not gay… All thirty-something guys go through this phase… You simply have to find yourself a really skinny, big-breasted, long-legged and brainless blonde that enjoys having her face sat on, in order to get this out of your system…
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