How should I deal with my girlfriend’s over-sexed mother?
My 17-year-old girlfriend’s mother is making sexual advances towards me… At first it was flattering and I joked about it with her.
However, she is going more and more crazy everytime I go over there, and I feel extremely confused.
How should I deal with my girlfriend’s over-sexed mother?
Are you sure it’s not only in your mind? Are you sure it’s not just wishful thinking?
However, if she is really looking to can your sardine, ask yourself these three questions:
- Is she hotter than your girlfriend?
- Is she flexible enough to touch her toes?
- Is she fit enough to take a mild beating?
If you answered “yes” to any of those three questions: make the switch right away, you lucky bastard! You can bet your left nut on the fact that you and the mother would be doing things that your girlfriend has never even heard of, or is too grossed out about to even consider.
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