What is the safest hair removal method when it comes to balls?

My girlfriend wants me to shave my balls, but I feel uncomfortable doing it, as I have never done it before.
What is the safest hair removal method when it comes to balls?
Yes, them’ little fellas… Nobody wants to see or experience a severely bleeding sack, or one on fire for that matter! Essentially, you could go at it the same way as when doing your face (sans alcohol-based aftershaves).
Here’s a list of shaving, and other hair removal methods to avoid when it comes to your balls:
- Never use a scythe, machete or baking utensils.
- Never ask grandma or grandpa to help you with a straight razor — shaky hands could spell disaster (and spill a lot of blood).
- Never use a belt sander, vegetable peeler or electrical blender.
- Never use a lawnmower blade (if still in motion).
- Never use any corrosive chemicals, or products labelled with a skull or flame.
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