What can this hooker do about her smell?
I’m a 43-year old hooker and I have a problem: my customers say I stink! I’m talking about the smelling kind of stink, and not the “sucking” kind of stink. Heck, even truckers say I stink…
I’m not sure what to do as I don’t have access to washrooms all the time. Nor can I afford expensvive parfumes, and the cheap ones only add to my problem!
Even my regulars won’t have sex with me when I smell my worst. This is affecting my standard of living!
What can this hooker do about her smell?
Being ordered to shower is extremely degrading. But there is a product out there that can help distract the noses of your customers! The secret weapon of middle-aged hookers, and grandfathers everywhere is called “Lysol” bathroom spray.
It’s much easier to cope with people not liking the smell of “spring apples” than having people complain about your natural aroma…
Lysol is extremely effective at supressing all kinds of stench. And it also very cost effective, and nowadays it also comes in the form of handy wipes!
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